JAR
Guest
Children writing about the Ocean:
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
testicles. (Rich, age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Arnold, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If
you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
(Bryan, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.
(Joel, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its
head. (Derek, age 9)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a
woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Bernie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the
sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother
said they would have been better off eating beans.
(Tony, age 7)
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are
beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do
mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Christina, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to
write. (Jeremy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in
caves under the sea where I think they have to plug
themselves into chargers. (Jason, age 8)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
and it makes my willy small. (Gresham, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each
other. (Screebo, age 7)
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Anonymous,
age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish
don't drown I don't know. (Matt, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about
the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a
sailor and married my mom. (JAR, age 7)
Names have been changed to protect the innocent :bigsmile:
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
testicles. (Rich, age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Arnold, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If
you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
(Bryan, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.
(Joel, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its
head. (Derek, age 9)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a
woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Bernie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the
sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother
said they would have been better off eating beans.
(Tony, age 7)
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are
beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do
mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Christina, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to
write. (Jeremy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in
caves under the sea where I think they have to plug
themselves into chargers. (Jason, age 8)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
and it makes my willy small. (Gresham, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each
other. (Screebo, age 7)
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Anonymous,
age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish
don't drown I don't know. (Matt, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about
the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a
sailor and married my mom. (JAR, age 7)
Names have been changed to protect the innocent :bigsmile:
