Corals Anon: BAR edition

[rdriggett]

I'm starting a support group for those of us that dedicate too much of our monthly budgets to this hobby. (/S)
I'll start us off: Hi my name is rdriggett and I overstretched myself at Coral Farmers Market yesterday. Anyone else?
@Apon gave me the idea for this joke thread.

 

[Coral reefer]

You have a problem and nothing but enablers here

 

[Darkxerox]

If I didn't have a 1 hour limit I would have gotten into some real trouble!

 

[Kensington Reefer]

Can I get you a larger tank?

 

[Meshmez]

I thought this was going to be for reefing conspiracy theories... C-Anon: Where we grow one, we grow all.

 

[jhuynh]

i had scouters who were looking for some high end sps for me. they reported back that i had all of them already. i guess i am far from being helped at this point.

 

[Kensington Reefer]

Hey
You
Over here
I’ve got a frag you can have!
First one is free!
And ya might need some sea water for that...

 

[Srt4eric]

As a guy who actually regularly attends anon meetings, I wish there were meeting for this coral b.s.

 

[Apon]

You are supposed to say...."my name is .......... and I have a coral addiction." Admitting you have a problem is step 1. Then we need to find a sponsor to help you........ "buy more coral.

 

[CaseyP]

I like to say I'm a recovering addict. All my hobby expenses are tracked on our family financials (finance & accounting profession, i can't help it!) and I like to show my wife that for the first time in a decade, my trailing 12 month hobby expense is negative from selling off a bunch of equipment and corals .

But really I'm just pausing everything until after an upcoming move....then it's time for an ever bigger tank project

 

[IOnceWasLegend]

My wife and I have a torch and goniopora addiction. It's metastasizing into acropora, too. Plz send help.