JOKES - add yours

[popper]

blind man: Buddy, can I borrow $20.
buddy: Here you go. When can do you plan to pay back?
blind man: Next time I see you.

 

[Kensington Reefer]

blind man: Buddy, can I borrow $20.
buddy: Here you go. When can do you plan to pay back?
blind man: Next time I see you.

Clean, safe
Not great, but I’ll assume it’s not your full time job

 

[SupraSaltyReefer]

blind man: Buddy, can I borrow $20.
buddy: Here you go. When can do you plan to pay back?
blind man: Next time I see you.

That's what you call getting blindsided

 

[Woeday]

lol i saw it coming, he didnt

 

[CaseyP]

The optics of this joke don't look great, but I see what u were going for.

 

[H2OPlayar]

Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, "Man the guns! I'll drive!"

 

[popper]

Russia: we're the first to space
US: we're the first to the moon
China: we'll be the first to the sun
Russia and US: idiot, you'll burn
China: not if we go at night

 

[popper]