Oregon Tort

[scuba71]

it's getting competitive now:

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says, " I just let go of a silent fart; what do you think I should do?"

The husband replies," Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

 

[patrickb]

Thanks for playing guys. Some really funny stuff. I really like Perculations quote "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too". He's the winner.

I''m gonna go the meeting tomorrow. Let me know if I should bring the frag with me. Otherwise, just email me and i'll give you my address and we can set up a time for you to come over and pick up the frag. Thanks again everyone for participating.