Best Reefer Pick Up Lines

[Thales]

Shamlessly borrowed from Manhattan Reefs!

"I run bare bottom because it lets me have more flow".

Next!

 

[tuberider]

[quote author=Thales link=topic=2779.msg29264#msg29264 date=1199511541]
Shamlessly borrowed from Manhattan Reefs!

"I run bare bottom because it lets me have more flow".

Next!
[/quote]Ummm.... Are you sure that's a pickup line? Sounds kinda gross.

 

[bad coffee]

[quote author=tuberider link=topic=2779.msg29273#msg29273 date=1199516884]Ummm.... Are you sure that's a pickup line? Sounds kinda gross.
[/quote]
I guess that depends on who (what?) you're trying to pick up. . .

Rich, I'm honored! let's just say I'm speaking for MR!

Since this was a thread on MR a while ago, I'll only post my favorite one. or two:

"nice digiTaTa's!"
'I'd like to mount you on my live rock"

and from a woman's perspective (from Missy J.)

"Stop wasting your time, I'm fish only"

B

 

[Mr. Ugly]

Rich, "Wanna see my purple monster?"

Jeremy, "I think *your* name should be Tuberider!"

Arnold, "I really LOVE clams!"

Norman, "I have frogfish porn "

Whodah, "Can I name a zoa after you?"

Mingwei, "I own Atlantis."

Joleen, " "

Charles, "You're rare to me "

Dudley, "Hey baby, I got a supplies for you!"

Eileen, "Do you know why it's called "Vice" President?"

Jim, "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PICK WHO TO GO HOME WITH. PICK NOW!"

Dave, he has a British accent, so anything he says automatically works.

Mike, "No really, I have Superman Underoos!"

Bryan, "Nice assets "

 

[capescuba]

[quote author=Mr. Ugly link=topic=2779.msg29277#msg29277 date=1199520150]
Rich, "Wanna see my purple monster?"

Jeremy, "I think *your* name should be Tuberider!"

Arnold, "I really LOVE clams!"

Norman, "I have frogfish porn "

Whodah, "Can I name a zoa after you?"

Mingwei, "I own Atlantis."

Joleen, " "

Charles, "You're rare to me "

Dudley, "Hey baby, I got a supplies for you!"

Eileen, "Do you know why it's called "Vice" President?"

Jim, "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PICK WHO TO GO HOME WITH. PICK NOW!"

Dave, he has a British accent, so anything he says automatically works.

Mike, "No really, I have Superman Underoos!"

Bryan, "Nice assets "



[/quote]

LOL on the accent thing - and you know it's not 100% off the mark too!

 

[LeviT]

LOL, I don't know how I missed this thread. A lot of Norman's went over my head since I haven't been around long but the ones I get are funny. Keep them coming, I'll see if I can come up with something.

 

[Raddogz]

You know the thing is Norman really does have frogfish porn, and then some.

We won't be talking about the then some though

 

[Mr. Ugly]

Hey! Who's been looking on my notebook?

 

[Mr. Ugly]

Levi - "Shrink to fit "

 

[LeviT]

[quote author=Mr. Ugly link=topic=2779.msg29589#msg29589 date=1199925577]
Levi - "Shrink to fit "
[/quote]

LOL, I've used that before My motorcycle plate is BUTNFLY

 

[tuberider]

Jim, "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PICK WHO TO GO HOME WITH. PICK NOW!"
This one has to be the best.




I do think Norm's should be "I have warts for your pleasure"

 

[cwolfus]

LOL

 

[seminolecpa]

Eric and Art "Check out my tripod"

 

[Mr. Ugly]

 

[GreshamH]

Just leave me out. Being I'm in the pod and phyto biz, every one I think of sounds like a problem one should seek immidiate medical attention

 

[Mr. Ugly]

Gresham's double barreled reverse psychology approach, "It's not that I don't think you're hot, but I really do have to go feed my Tiggers right now "

(I'm n-n-not hot?? Oooh... Tiggers sound cute!)

 

[Raddogz]

L[quote author=GreshamH link=topic=2779.msg29598#msg29598 date=1199953958]
Just leave me out. Being I'm in the pod and phyto biz, every one I think of sounds like a problem one should seek immidiate medical attention
[/quote]

LOL - Sorry the only image that brought up with the ending scene in Fifth Element

 

[cwolfus]

Now I'm way confused... Gresham was in the ending scene of the Fifth Element?

 

[Raddogz]

LOL - I'm sure Gresham would love to have been in at the ending scene "in" the pod with Milla Jovovich - forget Bruce Willis. ;D

 

[GreshamH]

(drool) Milla Jovovich

Some one knows my taste