ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!!

[Gomer]

Sorry to interrupt, but I wanted to let you all know that I have a laser modification kit for these critters that I'm working on and will be selling (at cost) beta-test versions soon. Keep an eye on the BST forum!

 

[GreshamH]

Red Lobster...


Oh you mean alive?

 

[Reef Keeper]

Don't Sharkpusses know it's not p.c. to wear fur?

 

[Mr. Ugly]

I found my Ursus sharktopus behind the refrigerator, all dried up and covered with lint.

 

[Mr. Ugly]

Any of you guys try that beer?

The one with the little sharktopus at the bottom of the bottle?

 

[kvosstra]

Dont these come with antlers too? I could have sworn I have seen one with some Irish Elk like antlers. Probably didnt fit into the transporter though, so that makes sense.

 

[Mr. Ugly]

Must have been the Andorean morph.

 

[Ibn]

I think that has to do with where they're collected. Also, only alpha males sport the antlers IIRC from doing some extensive research.

 

[GreshamH]

They also shed them every season and that normally happens in the fall. Sometimes in captivity they don't grow back. No one knows why for sure but there are a lot of speculation as to why.

 

[seminolecpa]

Curious it this in the Jackalope family?

 

[Mr. Ugly]

They also shed them every season and that normally happens in the fall.

And over time, that is how aragonite sand is formed.

Also, an interesting tidbit from Wikipedia:

Autumn (also known as fall in American English) is one of the four temperate seasons. Autumn marks the transition from summer into winter, usually in March (Southern Hemisphere) or September (Northern Hemisphere) when Ursus sharktopus antlers fall(thus the origin of the term) off and turn into sand.

 

[kvosstra]

Wiki had some other neat comments too...
"It is possible that the tales of jackalopes were inspired by sightings of rabbits infected with the Shope papilloma virus, which causes the growth of horn- and antler-like tumors in various places on the rabbit's head and body.[1] [2] However, the concept of an animal hybrid occurs in many cultures, for example as the griffin and the chimera. Indeed, the term 'chimera' has become the categorical term for such composites within the English language."

I wonder if this is the same virus that got into Bryan's Setosa? Oh No!

 

[Reef Keeper]

A friend of mine asks "On the dinner plate, is that considered red meat or white?" Not sure if that question has been addressed yet, so I told him, "I consult with the experts and get back to him."

 

[Mr. Ugly]

Unfortunately, once cooked it looks like haggis and tastes like stale gagh.

You really have to wrap it with bacon for it to be palatable.

 

[tuberider]

Even with bacon I need some nacho cheese to choke it down.

 

[Gomer]

so....cheese stuffed and bacon wrapped...and for good measure, stick in some hot dogs???

 

[Ibn]

Where's the waffles?!?

 

[tuberider]

It does have the strong "arms of tako" which are quite tasty.

 

[Mr. Ugly]

Elvis used to have his with peanut butter and bananas on white bread. Brown both sides in a skillet with some margarine.