I hate goats. We had one when I was a kid, my parents thought it was the coolest animal ever because it ate blackberries. Any of us kids shorter than it thought it was the meanest bastard of an animal to ever live. It was sneaky too, and since my parents moved it's stake all over to get the blackberries eaten you never knew how long it's reach was. My parents wouldn't believe it was as mean as we claimed until one day my toddler little sister was launched over an embankment and rolled 20' to the bottom right in front of her.
Goodbye goat, cue much cheering by kids.
I might have to eat some goats in revenge.
Goodbye goat, cue much cheering by kids.
I might have to eat some goats in revenge.