tl.dr version: This post is is all woodworking porn.
Ok so finding it hard to get a free weekend here, between going to a play place/train exhibit with my kid, going camping with my kid, going to a family member's funeral, and MACNA, I pretty much lost a month of weekends. Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining about spending time with my kid, that's just time I don't have to work on Tankenstein, ok that's not fair it's not something kludged from various parts. MACNA was a hard one to swallow because not only did I "lose" Saturday, but Sunday my wife declared she gets a day out (sans kid), and then Monday she had some cleaning/reorganizing thing going on with all the crap in the garage (it doesn't look cleaner, more organized, in fact it looks worse!), but this weekend I lose as well as her friend (who's now pregnant) is coming over and going to get as much old baby stuff as she can fit in her car so I got that going for me and am happy to see it all go.
Stand
Well I made my decision for the stand, well I made it a couple weeks back, but I cemented the decision the stand will be made out of wood. While I absolutely wanted to do aluminum, and the black stuff too to make it look really slick! At the end of the day pricing out the cost of the "frame" in aluminum vs. wood it was just over $500 for the alumnium + fasteners versus $50 for wood + fasteners (and I'm sure I'll have some leftovers, $40 for lumber probably $10 for any screws I might need), and I wouldn't have any issues with a $500 stand I mean stands people get with tanks can be WAY more than that BUT that's the $500 build it yourself price and I just felt that wasn't worth the value at the end of the day, plus I'd still have the nagging feeling of whether or not I used enough fasteners, did I use them correctly, did I use too many?
So what kind of wood? Standard dimensional lumber. As kiln dried as I could get, going through the piles at Home Depot was certainly "fun", for about every reasonably straight board I had there were at least 5 other boards that looked closer to hockey stick shape than a straight piece of lumber and for those that were nice and straight about about 2 out of 3 had a very noticeable twist to them. So after grabbing 15 boards, I tried to do the guys at HD a solid and actually put the other boards back in a nice "stacked" configuration, I mean I know they're only $2.50 each but geeze! These were 2 x 3 boards too, I wanted to try and keep it as close to the aluminum size as I could, and just for point of reference one 8 foot long piece of aluminum 1.5 x 1.5" cost more than all the lumber.
Of course the problem with big box store lumber is that while cheap, it does have imperfections to work around I did try to get as straight as possible or what I like to call "acceptably straight" or "fixably straight", it still might have somewhat rough surfaces, the corners are rounded, so I did what any good wood work did ... I threw them through a planer and made a huge pile of wood shavings!
This was only about 30 feet of wood too, effectively what is going to be my legs.
And here's the end result.
A planer will "plane" wood, but it doesn't fix them for straightness, you need a jointer for that (I don't have), you can do it with a planer by making a jig to level the board while it goes through, but I didn't want to go through that kind of trouble and I'm left with "acceptably straight"... except maybe that one right on the top, but I can figure out what to do with that piece later. Just as a matter of reference, I only took off about 1/16" from each side which was more than sufficient to square up the corners leaving me with 1-3/8" x 2-3/8" boards (FYI, nominal size for these is 1.5 x 2.5" in case you're wondering how I cut a 1/16th off each side and had my "2x3" down to that size)
The biggest thing I wanted at this step though was the cross section of all my wood to be the same size, while a 2x3 is 1.5" x 2.5" and for the most part that's fairly accurate, there could be variation one way or another due to how dry it really is, throwing these through the planer makes them all the same size.
Now we come to the next step, what I like to call "I wish I had a table saw, but since I don't here's the next best thing... a router jig" The whole point of this jig is to cut a half-lap joint along the entire length of the wood, I need it straight, and I need it perfectly smooth just like my other wood. Would have gone a lot easier if I had a full sized router, but this 1-1/4HP trim router with a plunge base works fine too, just maybe a bit slower.
The wood goes under that white painted plywood in the middle, and the two boards on top stop the router from going too far one way or another, and then it's a matter of sliding the router back and forth, lowering, back and forth, lowering, back and forth, etc... you really don't want to dig cut too deeply with a router. Needless to say, two passes on a table saw would accomplish more or less the same result.
Oh well, I think I got pretty good results
And here's the desired result for each of the 4 corners of the stand
It's a combination of a half-lap joint with a butt joint, I did the half-lap part because it gives it quite a bit more strength by having another part of the side that's also glued to it and the recess allows for the adjoining piece of wood to go to the proper depth so the outside edge is flush (or flush enough that a little sand paper can fix it
). I haven't decided how to fasten these together though, I mean wood glue is an absolute must and to be fair that might be all the strength I need due to the precision of the cuts made, I might do some pocket hole screws on the inside to give it a bit of a mechanical fastening though. Fact of the matter is there are going to be quite a few overlapping pieces holding this all together that fasteners might not be necessary.
Here's the next part of the project, or what I call "I wish I had a table saw, but since I don't here's the next best thing... a router jig part 2".
This jig allows me to make dado cuts with my router. The idea is that you put the piece you want to stick into your dado between the plywood, then you push it closed, tighten up the bolts at one end, then remove that piece, and you put the wood you want to cut under, then swipe swipe swipe, and the wood on top prevents the router from going too far and bingo bango perfectly cut dados without a table saw + dado blade. But since these cuts go across the short side of the wood it should go a lot quicker, although there are a lot more of these to do, 10 pieces x 2 each for the legs plus 8 horizontal members x 3 each, versus the 4 I did for the earlier cuts.
Here's a couple scrap pieces I was using to test my jigs, want to make sure they work before I blow through a bunch of good lumber!
Those two pieces are being held together only with friction. The jig works very well.
The purpose of which is to put dados in all the legs, and slide in pieces perpendicular (obviously) that will end up holding it all together. But more on this in the next episode, still need to do some math to see how long to cut said perpendicular pieces.
And why don't I have a table saw? Well maybe when I get my workshop in order, but that's not a priority now, and when I do get time I need to figure out how to cram 10 pounds of crap into a 5 pound sack to get that to work.